things I want:
- world peace
- antique clothes
- rosy cheeks
- someone to hold
- forest to walk through
- soft lullabies
things I want:
2. Make your own stuffy (no sewing)
3. Make clothes for your stuffies!
7. Make a fort
8. Make an adult babygro/onesie
10. Make an awesome Harry Potter wand!
11. Make a marshmellow gun/shooter
12. Sew your own cute diapers!
14. Make your own sleepsuit/kigurumi/onesie
for the crafty babies out there like me
-stuffed animals
-blanket [cape]
*clothes pins
-tiara/crown
*dollar store item, colourful paper and tape, flowers, etc
-dumb tit/pacifier
-dolls/action figures
-legos
-tomagotchi pet/nintendo DS/gameboy (other portable gaming device)
*compatible games, charger/batteries, any other needed or desired accessories
-glitter (glue)
-stickers/sticker books
-colouring books
*crayons/markers/colouring pencils/colourful gel pens
-juice boxes
-small snacks [Cheerios/lucky charms, crackers, cheesies/popcorn, candy, etc]
-sidewalk chalk
-temporary tattoos
-bubble bath
*rubber ducky or other bath toys, towels
-favourite books/movies/shows/songs (from childhood)
*book mark, suitable devices to play on and needed accessories for said devices.
-face paint
“are you ready to stop acting like a brat now?”
first of all, this is no act
brats are honestly so cute…. they like to act tough… be mean and bossy… but the minute you punish them they just melt and it’s so cute when they turn into a begging mess
Ask me what color something is.
Ask me to count your fingers, or how many crayons are out of the box.
Tell me to spell my name, or to read simple things.
Don’t let me pay, or hand me money and tell me to pay like a big girl.
Hang my colorings in your room, on the fridge, or keep one with you.
Take pictures with me in photo booths.
Tell me when I’m doing good, love me still on bad days.
Give me a chore/self love chart with stickers.
Give me snacks and drinks in special bowls and cups.
Keep watch and help me grow.
Pay attention to my dollies and toys with me.
Ask me if I have to potty before we go places, if I say no suggest I try anyway.
Always hold my hand or make me hold your belt loop (or similar) so you know I’m not lost or in the way of cars.
Make sure I’m tucked in and give me a stuffy to snuggle.
Always be honest and straight forward, no mind games. I don’t understand them.
Take me on trips to the park or the zoo.
Don’t let me by hot things like the stove, or sharp things like knives without your guidance.
Build forts with me.
Play with bath toys with me.
Give me a bath, washing everything for me.
Sing songs and read to me.
Be excited I’m your little.
Like all I want is to be babied. Run me a bubble bath and tell me we have to keep the door open because I’m too little to be alone. Pick me up and dry me off and put your big fuzzy robe on me. Carry me over to the couch and put a kid show for me, bring me chocolate milk in my sippy. Kiss my forehead, hand me my favorite stuffie. Ask me to color a picture for you. Cut my food into baby pieces because I’m too small to do it myself. Baby me. Make me forget about the big, scary world when I’m home with you.
Isn’t that like the grossest thing people say, like, ‘come to your daddy, baby’? What is with this ‘daddy’-shit?
David Bowie, ashamed of all you fuckers (via nineplustenpilots)
I have disappointed my father
(via bowie-is-a-lad-insane)
someone come take care of me like a doll
brush my hair make me beautiful, read me stories, dress me in lace and silk, sing me to sleep
Big me: *Walks normal*
little me: *waddles like a duck
Same
